From loweringthebar.net: a little while ago a Judge in dismissed a complaint filed by a woman who was suing Cap’n Crunch (or the company that makes them, I can’t tell from the article) for deceiving marketing of Crunchberries Cereal.
Poor Ants. Oblivious to their impending firey death. 
The plaintiff complained that consumers are misled by the Cap’n…
aggressively “thrusting a spoonful of ‘Crunchberries’ at the prospective buyer.” Plaintiff claimed that this message was reinforced by other marketing representing the product as a “combination of Crunch biscuits and colorful red, purple, teal and green berries.” Yet in actuality, the product contained “no berries of any kind.”
And apparently the complaining attorneys also brought suit against Fruit Loops for a similar complaint which was also thrown out. What else can they sue for now?
I have list of stuff that they can move on to sue:
- Red Vines- They are red but not really vines. I know because vines aren’t hollow.
...but they are crazy delicious!
- Hush Puppies – The shoe AND the food. Neither contains puppies in either. (that I know of)
Cross section in photo reveals no puppies!
- Chicken McNuggets – There is no chicken in that. Just some spongy stuff that makes an excellent sauce delivery system.
What happens if you let them sit for too long.
- Head Cheese – That ain’t cheese but it is head (not the good kind either).
if you squint you can see the head.
- This can of larvae
Oh wait...maybe these are real.
- Gorilla Booger Candy – Looks like it but its snot. (ha ha!)
Comes in Neapolitan flavor too!
I’m hungry now.
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