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One of the main differences between a human brain and machines like computers is that you can’t undo things like seeing and thinking. Well, maybe with a whole bunch of booze you can control-z your brain.  But sometimes even the most disturbing things linger in your mind and haunt you for the rest of your life.

I have recently seen one of those things.

Watch if you dare.  (you may want to watch without sound):

Ok, not having sound on doesn’t help at all.  If you didn’t understand what was going on, let me summarize:

A German surgeon imprisons some unlucky people and is making a Human Centipede.
Human Centipede=surgically connecting people ass-to-mouth

What is wrong with you Germany?!
What is wrong with your IFC?

First thought through my mind: “Crap that is some effed up shit!”

Then something like admiration grew in my mind (only something like it). Why? Because i think that sick idea is one of the most original ideas ever.  I mean who thinks of that?  Mind blown!

If I was forced to try and think of the most twisted depraved concept that no one has ever thought of before I wouldn’t be able to do it. Because let’s face it, there are an infinite bunch of sickos out there.  Yeah, you can read or hear about some really sick twisted stuff, and I think a lot of people would shake their head but that stuff doesn’t touch this.

This is idea is so original, any other German surgery/insect/horror idea would not compare to this.  The phrase: “That’s sick and twisted but not as sick and twisted as the Goddamn Human Centipede!” is going to be a common response to a lot of things.

Whenever I see the 20th century fox logo i think of star wars and now whenever I see the IFC logo I will get all sweaty and nervous thinking about this goddamn trailer.

I am now very afraid of Germany. Not because of Werner Herzog or Zombie Nazis but because of the Human Centipede.

I share this to spread my misery. Share with me!

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