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		<title>Michael Jackson, Moonwalker RIP</title>
		<link>http://evilpencil.com/2009/06/26/michael-jackson-moonwalker-rip</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 08:13:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shabbadoo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watching all the coverage today of the Death, Coma,  then Death again (depending on your source) of Michael Jackson I started to reminisce about what I remembered about Michael Jackson. I was not a huge uber fan of his, my fandom with him kind of peaked with Off the Wall (I loved that tape&#8230;yes cassette [...]


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		<title>Crunchberries Aren&#8217;t Real?</title>
		<link>http://evilpencil.com/2009/06/12/crunchberries-arent-real</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shabbadoo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From loweringthebar.net:  a little while ago a Judge in dismissed a complaint filed by a woman who was suing Cap&#8217;n Crunch (or the company that makes them, I can&#8217;t tell from the article) for deceiving marketing of Crunchberries Cereal. The plaintiff complained that consumers are misled by the Cap&#8217;n&#8230; aggressively &#8220;thrusting a spoonful of &#8216;Crunchberries&#8217; [...]


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<li><a href='http://evilpencil.com/2009/12/10/interlude' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Interlude&#8230;.'>Interlude&#8230;.</a></li>
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		<title>Some World Record Involving Smurfs Smashed or Should It Be &#8220;Smurfed&#8221;?</title>
		<link>http://evilpencil.com/2009/06/10/some-world-record-involving-smurfs-smashed</link>
		<comments>http://evilpencil.com/2009/06/10/some-world-record-involving-smurfs-smashed#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 17:21:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shabbadoo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Proving once again that for every cool World Record like &#8220;man struck by lightning the most times&#8221; and &#8220;world&#8217;s longest tongue&#8221; there are stupid ones like the one that was broken at somewhere called Swansea University for largest number of people dressed like smurfs (2,510). From the article : The event was organised by UK [...]


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		<title>Champ Lake Monster Update</title>
		<link>http://evilpencil.com/2009/06/06/champ-lake-monster-update</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2009 23:39:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shabbadoo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cyptomundo has updated the Champ lake monster story with a new post that gathers all the different videos posted and also includes a very geeky set of google map images detailing where the footage was shot  The info on this seems to be turning into a mini Warren report-like investigation of the footage.  There also [...]


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<li><a href='http://evilpencil.com/2009/05/25/fish-stick' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Fish Stick'>Fish Stick</a></li>
<li><a href='http://evilpencil.com/2010/07/27/okay-this-is-some-fd-up-stuff' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Okay this is some f&#8217;d up stuff'>Okay this is some f&#8217;d up stuff</a></li>
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		<title>Random Video : &#8220;Mark Speed Stacking&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://evilpencil.com/2009/06/06/random-video-mark-speed-stacking</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2009 21:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shabbadoo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another in a series of random unfound, unseen videos from youtube that I randomly stumble across. This is a kid named Mark showing off his speed stacking with the cups.  I hope this kid gets really good and brings the title of cup speed stacking to the US.  (currently held by someone from the Phillipines. [...]


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		<title>Kuwait is the king of Oil (grease) production.</title>
		<link>http://evilpencil.com/2009/06/03/kuwait-is-the-king-of-oil-grease-production</link>
		<comments>http://evilpencil.com/2009/06/03/kuwait-is-the-king-of-oil-grease-production#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 06:22:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shabbadoo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A crapload of donuts, a lot of fried chicken and hundreds of hamburgers&#8230;No it&#8217;s not Oprah&#8217;s green room. It&#8217;s actually part of a Guiness World Record that was broken in Kuwait.  It could easily been broken. Fifth Largest Oil reserve in the world and now the king of trans fats! Coincidentally, the above (in smaller [...]


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<li><a href='http://evilpencil.com/2008/05/23/in-honor-of-ribs' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: In Honor of Ribs'>In Honor of Ribs</a></li>
<li><a href='http://evilpencil.com/2008/01/08/new-orleans-food-foto-flood' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: New Orleans Food Foto Flood'>New Orleans Food Foto Flood</a></li>
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		<title>Fish Stick</title>
		<link>http://evilpencil.com/2009/05/25/fish-stick</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 04:03:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shabbadoo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you read about the fish that swam up a boy&#8217;s penis and into his bladder?  A news story from 2008 has been spiking in popularity on the internet in the last week.  Most point to a really abbreviated news story but here is the best link I have found with pictures of the fish. [...]


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		<title>A video of a guy trapped in an elevator for 41 hours</title>
		<link>http://evilpencil.com/2008/04/22/a-video-of-a-guy-trapped-in-an-elevator-for-41-hours</link>
		<comments>http://evilpencil.com/2008/04/22/a-video-of-a-guy-trapped-in-an-elevator-for-41-hours#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 05:33:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shabbadoo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A truly horrifying surveillance video. Don&#8217;t worry he doesn&#8217;t gnaw his foot off or anything. It is just the thought of what that guy went through that is horrifying. He was trapped in there over the weekend with only a few Rolaids and three cigarettes. Here is the link to a New Yorker story about [...]


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		<title>Not dead&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://evilpencil.com/2008/03/23/not-dead</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 05:39:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shabbadoo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just busy with other stuff. Like celebrating the 20th anniversary of Never Gonna Give You Up hitting #1 (March 12). Day 4 coming right after this! No related posts.


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		<title>update</title>
		<link>http://evilpencil.com/2008/03/05/146</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 08:07:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shabbadoo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know its been a long time since I posted the next of the Vietnam posts. I have been out of town the last couple of weekends and have recently been busy with work (but maybe not for long&#8230;) I have been working on day 4 and will get that in soon, but in the [...]


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